There have been a lot of movies made in history. Turns out, in 2019 they’re going to keep making more. No one could have seen this coming but Hollywood seems to have figured this thing out. Shouts to them.
There are some obvious blockbusters as DC and Marvel continue to compete in the most lopsided box office race ever. We’ve got monsters and we’ve got Disney remaking animated movies for no reason.
Here are the 20 most anticipated movies of 2019:
20. Dark Phoenix
This movie is going to be really really bad. Every X-Men movie is really really bad. And I see every X-Men movie on opening night regardless of the fact that they’re always really really bad.
19. Queen & Slim
A black couple goes on a date and end up killing a cop that pulls them over in a routine traffic stop. I’m having an anxiety attack just typing this out.
18. John Wick 3
I’ll be honest, I don’t remember John Wick 2 all that well but I’m guessing there was a lot of shooting people directly in the face and Keanu Reeves staring into the camera with blood coming out of his ears. Yup, let’s run that back and this time bring in Angelica Huston. Done.
17. Beach Bum
I still believe that Matthew McConaughey is a good actor. I’m not selling my stock just yet.
Zola is a movie based off of a Twitter thread from like, 5 years ago where a stripper named ‘Zola’ had a wild weekend in Florida and the story was so wild that it was licensed for a full-length feature film. This movie could be trash but I’m hyped exclusively based off of its origin story.