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13 Reasons Why 13 Reasons Why is the Worst TV Show Ever

13 Reasons Why season 2 has arrived on Netflix to ruin my life. Life was good. The weather was getting warmer. The sun was shining. Then 13 Reasons Why dropped and now I have to watch these kids fumble all of these important topics that they’re trying to juggle. Spoiler: they’re not good at juggling.

This isn’t about to be some long think piece about ‘rape culture’ or whatever. If you want a long boring article like that then you can head over to Vox and I’m sure you’ll find exactly what you’re looking for and I’m sure they’ll tie it all into Donald Trump. Also, if you want to see rape culture live and in action, head over to Barstool Sports.

Here are 13 reasons why 13 Reasons Why is the worst TV show ever

 

1. Clay Jensen

Clay Jensen is a garbage person. I don’t think there’s a worst main character in TV history. In a show full of obnoxious teenage boys lying about hooking up with girls and ya know, raping them in some case, Clay somehow walks away as the shittiest among them.

Yes, being a rapist is the worst possible behavior for a man. But you know what is walking the line of being just as bad? Judging and diminishing women’s values because you don’t like that they gave other guys attention instead of you.

Clay loses his mind this season when he finds out that Hannah Baker had relationships with other boys and essentially perceives her to be this slut because she lost her virginity over the summer to a guy that she really liked but Clay did not like therefore, his memories of Hannah are destroyed.

Fuck Clay, man. He finds pictures of all of these girls in the clubhouse moments before Bryce and his boys drug and take advantage of them and his reaction to seeing a photo of Hannah there is ‘HOW COULD YOU EVER BE IN THAT CLUBHOUSE’ as if Hannah was intentionally going there for a good ol fashion sexual assault before dinner with her parents.

Fuck Clay.

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