12 GIFs From “Hotline Bling” Music Video That Prove Drake Is The Lamest Guy On Planet Earth

“Hotline Bling” is a song that exists in which Drake cries about an ex who doesn’t call him anymore. Drake is rich and successful and still won’t stop crying about his 11th grade breakup. Anyway, he released the accompanying video yesterday and reminded the world that he’s an old Jewish man from Canada.

Here are 12 of his most FIRE dance moves… Absolute magma on the dance floor:

 

That 2-Step

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That Genie in a Bottle

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That Pollo Loco

 

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That “I think I saw this move on Vine once, am I doing it right?”

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That Awaken the Solar Plexus Chakra

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That “Nah, I’m cool. Go back to the party. I’m just over here on the steps chillin, not crying…”

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That “I’ve totally had sex before. Trust me.”

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That Horchata Tea Party

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That Floor is Lava

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That Stanky Greg

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That DVR Rewind

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And finally, that “Okay, I’m completely out of dance moves… The camera isn’t still rolling, right?..”

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