The 10 Best Moment From the Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign

Ted Cruz has dropped out of the presidential race which is great for America but bad for Deadseriousness because it means I no longer have all I can eat Cruz content. Making fun of Teddy Cruz was keeping the lights on over here.

Before we forget that this lunatic existed, let’s take a look back at some of the best moments from the campaigns trail.

 

1, Too Slow, Joe

2. Holding Hands with the Enemy

3. Basketball ‘Ring’

4. Lyin Ted

5. The First Lady

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6. Kevin From the Office

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7. Pussy

8. No love from the Fam

9. Maury Povich Girl

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10. The Final Death Blow

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you’re also going to miss making fun of Ted Cruz every single day.

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Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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