Last month, Kylie Jenner and Tyga broke up, apparently and I completely ignored it for a number of reasons. First, those two love birds seem to break up every 3 months and they always end up back together just riding tandem bicycles through the streets of Calabasas. Second, I don’t give a shit about Tyga and no one on Earth should.
But now that Travis Scott is involved, I’m suddenly invested in Kylie Jenner. There are very few people making better music than Travis Scott. I can’t name any off of the top of my head right now. I’m glad he snuck his way into the Kardashian household.
Shout out to Kylie Jenner for being like every girl I’ve ever dated. Once they dump me they immediately have a new boyfriend like, a week later as if I never existed. I wish I could hate on that lifestyle but I cannot knock the hustle.
Can’t wait for this trist to end when I see Kylie and Tyga holding hands on Instagram next week.
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