The Ultimate Bucket List
- Dunk on Michael Jordan
- Run for president, win, and resign after one day.
- Catch all 150 Pokemon
- Teach an old dog new tricks
- Get Casey Anthony Pregnant
- Pee on every toilet seat
- Date a Kardashian
- Floss
- Juice with Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds
- Meet Santa Claus
- Have a drink with Don Draper
- Spend an afternoon with Wu-Tang Clan
- Solve mysteries with Scooby and the gang
- Perform a successful heist with Danny Ocean
- Buy/use Shamwow
- Wrestle Ric Flair
- Laugh my ass off
- Find where Tupac is hiding, finish the job.
- Spend a summer on Mars
- Find a pear of iphone headphones that last longer than 30 days
- Solve Jay-z’s 99 problems
- Hot air balloon around the world with Jackie Chan
- Celebrate Festivus
- Defeat Dr. Doom
- Go back in time and warn Marty McFly not to make a third movie.
- Sing a duet with Celine Dion
- Babysit the Olsen Twins, they need supervision.
- Ride a Zebra
- Find a needle in a haystack
- Beat KRS-One in a rap battle
- Respect Tina Turner
- Befriend a Polar Bear
- RunNew Yorklike Boss Tweed
- Eat fruits and vegetables
- Start a fight club
- Complete the cinnamon challenge
- Start my own record label, sign no one.
- Eat nothing but ice cream for a year straight.
- Narrate for Morgan Freeman.
- Get breast implants, D cups are greater.
- Catch a Touchdown pass from Dan Marino
- Set world record for most consecutive naps.
- Make Jennifer Aniston fall in love with me, dump her.
- Teach Flava Flav basic phonics.
- Become the real life Spiderman, do crime.
- Buy the world’s most expensive house, burn it to the ground
- Grope Dolly Parton
- Appear on Letterman, don’t say a word.
- Kill all Bees.
- Get High with Tony Danza
