The Definitive Ranking of All 14 Marvel Cinematic Universe Movies

6. Guardians of the Galaxy

Everyone’s favorite Marvel movie is Guardians of the Galaxy. It’s fine. The movie is fine. The soundtrack was fire and this movie made me care about characters that I truly did not give a shit about prior. I knew nothing about Drax (I still don’t) but now I care about Drax. Who knew Batista could act? Trick question: no one.

This is also the first time Thanos actually spoke and was a part of a major plot. I mean, he still didn’t do much after that but still, if everything in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is leading up to an encounter with Thanos, it’s wise to maybe squeeze him into one of these 14 movies. Maybe.

Also that Rocket Raccoon bar scene made me emotional.

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