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The Definitive Ranking of All 14 Marvel Cinematic Universe Movies

13. Captain America: The First Avenger

World War II movies are reaaaal hit or miss. Mostly miss. Captain America: The First Avenger was a miss. Chris Evans’ weird CGI little person body made me uncomfortable. There isn’t a single scene that I remember and even when I refuse to leave my bed on a Saturday afternoon and this movie is playing on FX, I will crawl across the room to the remote to turn this off.

My biggest problem is that the Red Skull is one of the coolest villains in the Marvel Universe and he went out like a bitch in this movie for no reason. Imagine how amazing of a reveal would it have been at the end of Captain America: Winter Soldier if Robert Redford ripped off his face only to reveal that he is the Red Skull. Come on, Marvel.