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The Definitive Ranking of All 14 Marvel Cinematic Universe Movies

Marvel is about to drop the final three movies before they unleash Avengers: Infinity War upon us so I figured now was a perfect time to reflect on what the MCU has provided us with so far. 14 movies in and the machine is still churning out comic book movies with no end on site.

I probably should’ve waited until Spider-Man: Homecoming, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. and Thor: Ragnorak came out but that would make too much sense. I don’t have time for sense. Content > sense.

But here are the definite rankings of all 14 Marvel Cinematic Universe movies:

14. Thor: The Dark World

 

Who is the villain of Thor: Dark World? Exactly. I won’t even Google it because I don’t have that type of time. It’ll probably take me hours to find out. All I know is that this movie is garbage and completely unnecessary.

If all of these movies fit into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor: Dark World has no effect on anything and is absolutely skippable. This movie also notes the end of Natalie Portman’s career in Sci-Fi movies. Never forget watching her role around Naboo with bitch ass Anakin Skywalker. I hate sand.