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The 8 Types of High

The 8 Types of High

 

Everyone handles their high differently. Getting high is like a precious snowflake. No two people’s high is the same and everyone’s unique. Some people are fun to smoke with and others are maniacs. That’s life.

Today is 4/20 which is the day where potheads come out of the woodwork to make themselves known. Also it’s the day when people who don’t smoke like to pretend they do to be cool and hip to the jive. In honor of 4/20, here are 8 types of high. Warning: this is about marijuana, sorry cokeheads.

1. Paranoid Hallucinator.

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No one knows that you’re high or better, no one cares. But the paranoid hallucinator believes everyone is watching them. Police officers are going to just zipline from the sky and arrest them. Ex-girlfriends are going to pop out of the bushes and berate them. Their mothers have cameras set up and are watching.

Needless to say, the paranoid hallucinator isn’t fun to be around. If you’re around this person, just make them keep smoking until they pass out so that everyone else in the room can start having fun and stop looking for the paranoid hallucinator’s ‘lost’ phone, which is almost always just in their back pocket.

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