The 8 Types of High

The 8 Types of High


Everyone handles their high differently and in honor of 4/20, here are 8 types of high. Warning: this is about marijuana, sorry cokeheads.

1. Paranoid Hallucinator.



No one knows that you’re high or better, no one cares. But the paranoid hallucinator believes everyone is watching them. Police officers are going to just zipline from the sky and arrest them. Ex-girlfriends are going to pop out of the bushes and berate them. Their mothers have cameras set up and are watching. Needless to say, the paranoid hallucinator isn’t fun to be around.