The 8 Types of Drunks

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The 8 Types of Drunks

Everything written on this site was written while I was drunk so this is my expertise. I spend most of my free time at bars so I’ve interacted with many different types of drunks. Those two sentences back to back sound pretty depressing. Well here are the 8 types of drunks that exist in this crazy world



1. The Dancer. 



When the dancer gets a little alcohol in them, they transform into a Jabbawockee. Or at least they think they do. They kick their shoes off and all sense of dignity as they embarrass themselves on the dance floor. Daily struggles are just forgotten once music comes on. They absolutely love humiliating themselves. They’ll dance on tables and speakers, anything to draw attention to themselves. The dancer don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.