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Teenage Boys Attempt to Murder a Chick Because She Sends Too Many Snapchats

A Utah girl was shot in the head and left for dead after two boys in her school became annoyed that she was messaging them too much on the popular Snapchat app.

 
Deserae Turner was the victim of a murder plot by two teen boys, who previously made plans to kill her before the shooting occurred. The previous plot was, according to Sheriff Deputy Brian Groves, to slit the girl’s throat and kill her – though one of the boys later admitted that he couldn’t do it. The boys lured Turner to a canal but ultimately were unable to go through with the gruesome crime. 

 
Days later, they got Turner to meet them at the canal again and planned on following through with slitting her throat. When they once again decided they couldn’t do it, one of the boys pulled out a gun they brought as backup and shot her in the head.

 
Turner reportedly had no idea the shooting was coming, the Salt Lake Tribune reported.

In court, Groves said that he asked the teen who shot Turner why he did it, and said that it was because he became annoyed with how many Snapchat messages she was sending him. 

(America Now)

 

Look, you can’t go around shooting people in the head. Doesn’t matter what your excuse it, headshots are inexcusable and unforgivable.

Having said that, who among us hasn’t planned a homicide for that one chick who constantly snapchats you bullshit all day long. Again, I’m totally not condoning murder attempts but like, Deserae Turner should have been ready for this attack.

I think everyone learned a lesson here. These boys learned not to play with guns. This girl learned that she needs to chill with the Snapchat nonsense. I’d consider this a win/win for everyone.

 

 

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