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San Antonio Spurs vs. Memphis Grizzlies Will Be a Snoozefest

I’m going to try to breakdown every first round series of the NBA playoffs and if I know myself like I think I know myself, I’m going to write about one series and then immediately take a nap or start a new Netflix series so I figure if I start with the most boring matchup, I’ll be more inspired to jump to more interesting series’.

But yea, this San Antonio Spurs Memphis Grizzlies series will be awwwwwful to watch. Everyone playing in slow motion. So many fundamentals.It will be borderline unwatchable. I doubt this series will even be aired on ESPN. Be sure to check it out on Viceland this weekend.

Here is the only exciting thing about this series: Pau Gasol vs. Marc Gasol. Two titans from Spain are going head to head. That may be the only reason to turn to this game for a second. I mean, you’re going to have to check your local listings to see what channel ESPN the Ocho is on but yea, maybe watch these brothers murder each other.

YAWN.

 

 

 

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