The Latest Stuff
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We All Know JJ McCarthy Sucks, Right?
Why is everyone and their mother obsessed with JJ McCarthy??
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Jontay Porter Let Down The NBA (Presented By DraftKings, FanDuel and PrizePicks)
Jontay Porter may have been caught intentionally altering his on court performance to win prop bets and that’s wrong. Presented by DraftKings
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Josh Hart Is Who Y’all Wanted Ben Simmons To Be
Josh Hart has been the engine keeping the Knicks running through injuries and he’s the player everyone thought Ben Simmons would be.
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Russell Wilson and the Pittsburgh Steelers Are Going To Have a Hilarious 2024 Season
Russell Wilson and his corny TikTok hype videos are coming to ruin Mike Tomlin’s legacy.
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I’m Voting For Aaron Rodgers
Robert Kennedy Jr and Aaron Rodgers are joining forces to make the most annoying ticket in presidential history and I’m all for it.
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The Pipe Bomb: WWE Becoming Reactionary and the Arrivals of Okada and Mercedes Mone
From Maxxine Dupri’s dead brother to Mercedes Mone’s AEW debut, welcome to the Pipe Bomb.
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Aroldis Chapman and His Mom Have an EXTREMELY Close Relationship
Send Aroldis Chapman to prison.
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Donovan Mitchell Is Officially Inelligible To Win NBA Awards This Season
Donovan Mitchell not winning any awards this season might be the catalyst for change in Cleveland.
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Gerrit Cole Is Suffering From a Top Secret Injury
Gerrit Cole and the New York Yankees are acting like Cole’s elbow isn’t currently falling off the bone as they continue to get more tests and reveal absolutely none of the results.
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Kirk Cousins Gets Off One Last Heist From The Atlanta Falcons
At 36 years old and fresh off a torn achilles, Kirk Cousins manages to secure one last bag from a thirsty franchise.
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New York Giants Fans Should Be Celebrating Saquon Barkley Signing With The Philadelphia Eagles
Saquon Barkley is joining the division rival Philadelphia Eagles but Giants fans need not worry.
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Pistons GM Troy Weaver Tries To Fight Fan Who Correctly Told Him He Sucks At His Job
Detroit Pistons GM, Troy Weaver, almost fought a fan over the weekend for simply telling him what he already knows: he sucks at his job.
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Utah State Could Not WAIT To Fire Kayla Ard
Kayla Ard just had a suuuuuper awkward press conference…
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Alperen Segun’s Leg Exploded
Can the Houston Rockets make the play-in game without Alperen Sengun?
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What Should The Giants Do With The 6th Pick in the 2024 NFL Draft?
This is the most important draft in recent Giants history, let’s talk about who New York should take with the no. 6 pick
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Predicting All 32 Starting Quarterbacks For the 2024 NFL Season
We tried it last year so why not run it back? Let’s try to predict all 32 starting quarterbacks next season.
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4 Teams That Should Sign Russell Wilson
The Russell Wilson Denver Broncos era ended with 11 total wins, 2 head coaches and 0 playoff appearances. What’s next for Ciara’s baby boy?
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4 NBA Storylines From The Weekend: The Timberwolves are Weirdos and The Cavaliers are Frauds
From the Mavericks wilting to the Timberwolves being exposed, here are the best storylines from this NBA weekend
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Anthony Kim, The Golden State Warriors and What To Do When You Realize You’re Washed
Pro golfer Anthony Kim and the Golden State Warriors just had a WASHED weekend of embarassing Ls. And that’s totally okay.
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What To Expect From Shake Milton on the New York Knicks
Let’s talk about what Shake Milton is bringing to Manhattan as the Knicks march to the playoffs.
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Predicting the Storylines Coming Out of AEW Revolution 2024
From Swerve and Hangman’s blood feud to Will Ospreay’s debut to Sting’s retirement, let’s make some AEW Revolution predictions:
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5 NBA Duos That Won’t Be Together For The 2024-25 Season
We’re used to teams being completely blown up in the offseason but let’s talk about NBA duos that might be separated this offseason.
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21 Thoughts While Watching The Trailer for ‘Strictly Confidential’ Starring Elizabeth Hurley
Here is every single thought I had while watching the Strictly Confidential trailer that looks like it costs $16 to make and might just be a Hurley family tax write-off.
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Why Does Your Wife Have a Coach?
The Tom Brady Gisele divorce has new information: Gisele cheated with his martial arts coach but like…why does an adult have a coach?
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5 Teams That Should Trade For Zach Wilson
The Jets have given Zach Wilson permission to seek a trade so let’s take a look at 5 situations Wilson should maneuver his way into.
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Lester Quinones Is Holding It Down For All Us Lester’s Out There
It’s hard out here for a Lester and Lester Quinones is out here battling to throw some respect on our names.
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Rob Manfred is a Genius For Introducing These New MLB Jerseys
Everyone and their mothers are complaining about these new MLB jerseys but they don’t realize this is all apart of Rob Manfred’s master plan.
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Deadseriousness 2024 WWE Elimination Chamber Review: Rhea Ripley Becomes a Legend
From AJ Styles’s Quick Pay Day to Finn Balor’s thumb, let’s talk about 2024 WWE Elimination Chamber
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5 Teams That Should Trade For Justin Fields
While the Chicago Bears figure out what to do with the no. 1 overall draft pick, let’s let Justin Fields find a city that actually wants him.
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Cutting Doc Rivers a Little Bit of Slack
Doc Rivers is a liar and a sociopath. We all understand this. But instead of being mad at Doc for being Doc, why aren’t we mad at he guy who hired him?
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5 Biggest Questions For The 2024 New York Yankees Season
2024 MLB Season Preview: Let’s start with my beloved New York Yankees now starring Juan Soto
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Anthony Rendon Hates Baseball
Los Angeles Angeles star third baseman, Anthony Rendon, wants to make it very clear that baseball is just his job and he hates his job.
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9 Biggest Winners and Losers of 2024 NBA All-Star Weekend
From Jaylen Brown’s weird dunk contest attempt to Karl-Anthony Towns scoring the most meaningless 50 points of all time, here are the winners and losers of all star weekend.
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Let’s Talk About The 2024 NBA All-Star Saturday
From drunk Kenny Smith to Sabrina Ionescu shooting the lights out. The 2024 NBA All-Star Saturday certainly happened.
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Congratulations To Jayson Tatum For The Tax Write Off, I Mean Funding “Financial Literacy”
Boston Celtics superstar, Jayson Tatum, is donating $1 million to help poor people spend the few dollars they have on stocks and bonds or whatever. Ok.