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Matt Harvey Didn’t Show Up to a Mets Game Because He Was Sad His Ex Adriana Lima Was Banging Julian Edelman

Both the Victoria’s Secret stunner and the Patriots wide receiver — with whom she had broken up several months earlier — wore grins on their faces like they were having the time of their lives.

Inside the party, Lima and Edelman were “flirty,” Post sources said. And, to add insult to injury, Lima unfollowed Harvey on Instagram after the event.

Apparently, Harvey was unaware that Lima was just not as into their relationship as he was.

“Adriana’s relationship with Matt was never serious,” a source said. “They are no longer seeing each other.”

A depressed Harvey, who was in Atlanta on the night of the Met Gala, had to take his turn pitching in the Mets rotation a few hours after seeing his gal pal out on the town without him. He wound up getting hammered by the Braves, giving up six runs in five innings.

(NY Post)

Okay, I’m back on team Matt Harvey. I’ve made fun of him for years because of how Mets fans treat him like god’s gift to baseball even though his career win-loss record is 31-30 and for perspective’s sake, most successful starting pitchers will win about 15 games a season. Cy Young candidates will record 20 wins. In almost 5 years, Matt Harvey only has 31 wins. Total. 1

As someone who is dumped seemingly every single day, I totally understand why Matt Harvey would flip out like this and go on a bender. It’s never a great sign to find out that you’ve been dumped by seeing your girlfriend making out with her ex across the room.

His Mets teammates should be embracing him not pushing him away. Harvey needs the guys now more than ever. The Boston vs. New York rivalry has taken a turn for the worse. I’m not a Mets fan and I’m indifferent about the Patriots but we can’t have these New Englanders coming to our city and stealing our models.

Basically the point is, we should stop being pissed at Harvey and turn our hate to Mister Steal Yo Gurl, Julian Edelman and that hussy Adriana Lima who are trying to destroy the Mets season.

 

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  1. I guess I’m not done making fun of Fatt Harvey

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