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Jeff Sessions Says Weed is ‘Only Slightly Less Awful Than Heroin’

In his ongoing war against marijuana, U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions would admit that weed is “only slightly less awful” than heroin during his speech in front of law enforcement officials in Richmond, Virginia on Wednesday. Sessions’ comment comes in response to research suggesting that marijuana use could aid in treating heroin addiction. “I am astonished to hear people suggest that we can solve our heroin crisis by legalizing marijuana—so people can trade one life-wrecking dependency for another that’s only slightly less awful,” he said, per the Washington Post. “Our nation needs to say clearly once again that using drugs will destroy your life.” 

(Complex)

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THERE’S A REASON WHY THEY CALL MARIJUANA A GATEWAY DRUG. YOU SMOKE THAT DEVIL’S LETTUCE ONE TIME AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU’RE NODDING OFF ON THE 6 TRAIN AND BEGGING STRANGERS FOR CHANGE SO YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR NEW SYRINGE.

ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS IS OUR SAVIOR. FINALLY SOMEONE IS STEPPING UP TO GET THAT POISON OF WEED OFF OF OUR STREETS. AT THIS POINT, I DON’T EVEN SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ‘GANJA’ AND HEROIN. THEY’RE BOTH ILLEGAL AND THEY BOTH RUIN LIVES.

I WAS KNEW A GUY WHO DIED (rip in peace) SMOKING WEED. I MEAN, HE DIED IN A PLANE CRASH BUT HE WAS HIGH OFF ‘KUSH’ WHEN HE WAS ON THE PLANE. MAYBE IF HE SOBER HE WOULD’VE HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO JUMP INTO THE COCKPIT AND TAKE CONTROL OF THAT PLANE TO KEEP IT AIRBORNE BUT NOPE, HE WAS TOO HIGH OFF ‘THAT LOUD’.

THANK YOU JEFF SESSIONS, YOU’RE DOING GOD’S WORK.

 

 

 

 

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