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FMK: Bill Clinton’s Chicks

Fuck. Marry. Kill: Bill Clinton’s Chicks

Hillary Clinton is doing her thing these days and she’s probably going to be president which means Bill Clinton is going to be back in our lives. You can’t think about Billy Clinton without immediately thinking about all the chicks he’s banged in the Oval Office while Hillary was down the hall grabbing a cup of coffee for a sec.

Fuck.

monica lewinskyMonica Lewinsky is shown in this undated file photo. The federal government should guarantee parents protection against testifying against their own children, former White House intern and reality TV host Monica Lewinsky says. (AP Photo/FOX, File) ORG XMIT: NY110

Monica Lewinsky

Monica Lewinsky is for sure into some wild shit. If my memory is correct, I’m pretty sure Bill put a cigar in her. He put a cigar inside of her. That’s something that could get you stoned in other countries and Lewinsky was doing it in the Oval Office while Hillary was like, down the hallway. She’s a savage and down for anything. This is a no-brainer.

Marry

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is the greatest wife of all time. Her husband has banged like, everyone and she’s still by his side. That’s the commitment you look for in a wife. Someone who will let you cigar bang an intern at work. Sure, she seems to have the sense of humor of a brick but she’s about to become president. Do you understand how many more pageviews I’d get if I were first lady?

Kill

gennifer flowers

Gennifer Flowers

Gennifer Flowers is a cunt. She went out of her way to tell the world that she was banging Bill. Can’t go around humping chicks who are going to throw press conferences afterwards about it. Not a good look. Don’t get me wrong, I’d love for someone to brag about their experience with me but not like, while I’m married and running for president. Again, not a good look.

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