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Apparently Drake Got a Porn Star Pregnant

Sophie Brussaux has already hired a big NYC lawyer, Raoul Felder, to get the paternity/child support ball rolling. She claims she’s 3 1/2 months pregnant and pins down conception to either January 20 or 21. The pic was taken January 24 at a Japanese restaurant in Amsterdam.

The woman, a retired porn star, has what she says are text messages between her and Drake, which purport to say the following:

Drake: I want you to have an abortion.

Brussaux: I can’t kill my baby simply to indulge you sorry.

Drake: Indulge me? F*** you.

Brussaux: What?

Drake: You do know what you’re doing you think you’re going to get money.

She says she’s having a girl.

(TMZ)

 

I feel bad for Drake. Not because he got a porn star pregnant. There are millions of people who would kill to hump a porn star and are willing to raise a child with them if it means they get to spend 15 minutes alone with them.

I feel bad for Drake because More Life is the perfect summer album and now he won’t be in the clubs to enjoy his songs being played on repeat. While we’re all tipsy and dry humping on the dance floor listening to Passionfruit, Drake is going to be taking Rosee Divine to get sonograms and shit. What a summer ruiner.

Also shout out to Rosee Divine1 for provoking Drake with the ‘indulge’ text to get him to say ‘fuck you’ only for her to respond with ‘what?’. I feel like I’ve had this conversation a bajillion times. A girl purposely makes me angry and then when I react they pretend like they don’t understand what’s going on.

Everyone get ready for ever lamer dad Drake, coming soon…

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. I refuse to call a porn star by their real name

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