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Donald Trump Refused to Shake German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s Hand

I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS IS EVEN A STORY. I’VE READ SO MANY HEADLINES (because I don’t read past the headline) THAT SAY HOW THIS IS SUCH A BAD LOOK FOR OUR PRESIDENT. I REALLY DON’T UNDERSTAND THE OUTRAGE.

DONALD TRUMP IS A MARRIED MAN. DO YOU KNOW HOW GIRLS ARE THROWING THEMSELVES AT HIM? HE’S THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD. HE CAN’T GO AROUND GIVING ALL THESE GIRLS ATTENTION. DONALD TRUMP DOESN’T LOVE THESE HOES.

I KNOW ALL YOU CLINTON LOVERS ARE USED TO INFIDELITY BUT ITS A NEW REGIME HERE. SORRY TRUMP DIDN’T STUFF A CIGAR INSIDE OF ANGELA MERKEL LIKE YOU GUYS LOVE SO MUCH.

PLUS, TRUMP WAS ELECTED FOR GIVING WOMEN TOUGH LOVE. HE’S THE BIGGEST FEMINIST IN THE GAME. WOMEN WANT TO BE TREATED EQUALLY THEN FINE. NO SPECIAL TREATMENT. OPEN YOUR OWN DOORS, ANGELA MERKEL. ITS 2017.

AH, CAN’T WAIT FOR TRUMP’S SECOND TERM. FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.

 

 

 

 

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