— Giro d’Italia (@giroditalia) May 10, 2017
I. Love. This. Move. You have to be a complete psychopath to be a professional bike rider. You spend hours upon hours forcing yourself to pedal up mountainsides and dehydrate yourself for months on end. It is physical and mental torture.
It’s nice to finally see one of these weirdos show a little personality. I mean, he seemingly came in absolute last place but it’s all about the theatrics. Do you know how many times The Rock won the WWF Championship? No. Do you know all of his best lines and jokes? Absolutely.
Round of applause to this guy for getting me to write about fucking cycling.