I have no idea how or when I’m going to die but this is not how I want to go out. Well, it sort of is. If the last thing I see is a girl twerking then I can live with that final image. But if the last thing I see is THIS girl twerking then I’m dying with major regret.
This poor guy riding his motorcycle has no idea how gross this chick was. If only he couldn’t have seen how many teeth were missing from her head or how asymmetrical her face was. Perhaps a life would’ve been saved on this day.
Thank you, Live Leak for the important PSA.
Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you think this girl awkwardly twerking is responsible for this motorcycle collision. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here at HQ.