In news that is likely to be greeted by all struggling parents and lovers of obedient and virtuous children as an omen betokening the end of civilization, Danielle Bregoli, better known as the “Cash Me Outside Girl,” has been given her own reality-TV series.
Yes, the 13-year-old girl who, as keen fans of Dr. Phil and his comprehensive on-screen descriptions know all too well, is a “car-stealing, knife-wielding, twerking” daughter who “tried to frame” her mother “for a crime,” is being rewarded for the carefully generated outrage of previous weeks with her very own show, according to a report on TMZ.
Well, it looks like there’s a new show that I want/need to watch every week. Is it too early to DVR this? (I don’t have a DVR). I don’t know what her day-to-day life consists of but I assume if she’s not going to school every day then she must be doing some interesting shit. Like The Goonies except more rude.
Actually the more I think about it, the more I know she is going to look into the camera and say ‘cash me outside how bou dah’ and I’m going to hate it after 15 minutes but again, I’ll still be watching every week.
It’s a shame this chick will be dead by the end of the summer though. That’s like, not even a joke. That’s just my genuine educated guess. #RIP.
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