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Carmelo Anthony Got a Random Stripper Pregnant #Knickstape

Carmelo Anthony was messing around with a woman who now claims she’s pregnant with his baby — and as you can imagine, his wife, La La, is pissed … TMZ Sports has learned. 

Multiple sources tell us … the other woman often works at a gentlemen’s club in NYC, and we’re told she’s claiming to be 6 and a half months pregnant with Melo’s child. 

We’re also told she has made it clear to Melo she expects him to kick in for medical expenses and other baby related costs. 

(TMZ)

 

Carmelo Anthony is having the worst offseason of his life. First Phil Jackson dropped the hottest diss track about Melo pretty much saying that he wants him off of the Knicks as soon as possible. It was a strange move for a team president to just shit all over their number one player.

Then it was reported that Carmelo and Lala are getting divorced. Insert a joke about not getting rings and blah blah. Now we know why this divorce is occurring. Carmelo got a stripper pregnant. #Knickstape.

Just in case you were one of those Knicks fans that defended Carmelo’s play over the last few seasons, I don’t think anyone can deny how stupid he is. Everyone has side chicks in the NBA. You’re traveling across the country just ignoring your wife’s calls and saying you’re ‘in bed early’ while you’re motorboating some chubby Minnesota stripper with armpit hair.

Carmelo got a stripper pregnant like, a block away from his house. Really? You travel to Miami twice a year. Hump a Cuban model. Carmelo got his neighbor pregnant. Yup, I’m totally okay with trading him now for like, a free snickers bar with my Knicks tickets.

 

 

 

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