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Who Hates Carmelo Anthony More? Me or Jeff Hornacek?

First, let’s examine my feelings toward Carmelo:

Scariest thing about this investigation is knowing how much time I’ve invested in wanting Carmelo Anthony to pass the ball. Clearly more time than he’s thought about it.

 

Here’s a quick capture of what Jeff Hornacek currently thinks about Melo:

Yikes.

 

I’ll be completely honest, this article was supposed to go in a completely different direction with a completely different punchline but after going through my old texts it’s so clear that I hate Carmelo more. Like, it’s not even funny. I’m bitter as fuck.

 

#StayMe7o

 

 

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