“I am telling you because I believe in candor,” she explains. “So all of you can stop staring. You want to know, so now you know. Which is why this is the first time, and the last time, I will ever speak of it.”
But, she says she still considers going under the knife to have “all the right parts.”
“So why even consider it? Because it’s just a penis. It has no special gifts or use for me other tan what I have said before, the ability to take a whiz in the woods,” the former I Am Cait star tells fans. “I just want to have all the right parts. I am also tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time.”
Caitlyn Jenner is so fascinating to me mostly because she goes out of her way to demand privacy while constantly writing and talking about her life decisions in a large public platform. “This is the first time and the last time I will ever speak of it” which is code for ‘tune into my reality show all about me all the time”
I’m pretty sure this ‘person’ is a sociopath and I hate that I know she has a vagina now. I guess what I hate most of all is how badly I want to see it. She has the body of a slender 60 year old drag queen and the boobs and the vagina of a sexy co-ed. I’m so conflicted.
But it appears as though Bruce Jenner is officially dead, Caitlyn killed him.
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