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Bill O’Reilly Beat the Shit Out of His Ex-Wife Because She Caught Him Fapping While Having Phone Sex

According to McPhilmy’s account, she discovered O’Reilly engaging in phone sex in their bedroom at roughly 10:30 p.m. one evening. O’Reilly then “flew into a fit of rage” and slammed her into a nearby wall, leaving a hole one foot across. He then, the affidavit claims, wrapped his arms around her shoulders, neck, and hands to immobilize her, and violently dragged her out of the bedroom and down a hallway on the second floor of their 4,600-square-foot, $2.4 million home in Manhasset, New York.

O’Reilly went on, the affidavit claims, to drag McPhilmy by the neck down a flight of stairs and through the kitchen, as McPhilmy screamed that he was hurting her. In the kitchen, the affidavit claims, a security guard assigned to protect O’Reilly and his family saw what was going on, at which point O’Reilly stopped the attack. When the guard asked her if she wanted to report the incident to the police, she declined, McPhilmy added.

The guard was startled by O’Reilly’s appearance, McPhilmy wrote, because he was naked from the waist down while attacking her.

(Jezebel)

 

I’ve never been caught fapping but I feel like this isn’t the best reaction. I feel like my first move is to hang up the phone.1 Second move is to probably pull up my pants. You know what’s not a move in my arsenal? Dragging a chick by her neck down a flight of stairs. I don’t suggest that maneuver.

Shout out to Bill O’Reilly for choking out his ex-wife with his pants still around his ankles. That’s how you know that his embarrassment of being caught probably sexually harassing an intern had subsided and he was more focused on just beating the shit out of this chick. At that point, being caught was just an excuse to punch a bitch.

Thankfully, Bill O’Reilly’s hubris made him think he needed an in house security guard so he was there to stop flaccid Bill from committing murder and adultery in a 5 minute span. I’d like to think he quit that job the following morning.

 

 

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  1. jk I can’t afford phone sex

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