Women Beat Up Fast Food Worker Being She Was Working Too Slowly

BELLEVUE, OH – Three women are under arrest after they assaulted a McDonald’s employee because she was working too slowly in serving them. In their booking photos, two of the women appear to be smiling after their arrests.

The assault happened on June 8 at the McDonald’s in Bellevue, Ohio. According to police, the female employee was assaulted in the restaurant parking lot after the women, who are from Sandusky, thought she wasn’t serving them – and their children – quickly enough.

The women are identified by police as Ashley England, Mary Jordan and Sammie Whaley. They were arrested the next day after security video was used to identify them.

England was charged with assault, theft and child endangerment. Jordan was charged with assault and child endangerment. The child endangerment charges are due to the fact England and Jordan had their children present with them and the children also participated in the incident. Whaley was also charged with assault.



Look, we’ve all gone to fast food restaurants that make you question how ‘fast’ their food truly is. When you and your squad bring the kids out to McDonald’s, you expect a certain amount of expedience with your meal. When that doesn’t occur, you might have to take the cashier out back and work here for the time she wasted.

You probably should leave the kids in the car when you’re roughing up bad employees but I’m glad that the kids were at least able to join in on the chaos. The apple doesn’t fall from the tree and if you don’t serve my apple pie quick enough I’m going to break all your bones.


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