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Alex Rodriguez Seems Stressed the Fuck Out

Alex Rodriguez reaaaalllyyy can’t figure out who is going to win the World Series. You can physically feeel how stressed out this question is making him. The poor guy probably can’t sleep at night. Fox Sports is going to eat him alive.

Thankfully he has Jennifer Lopez in his life to calm him down while he’s in despair. I can only imagine the emotional toll A-Rod feels as he is one of generations greatest philosophers. Socrates. Plato. Aristotle. Alex Rodriguez. The Mount Rushmore of the greatest answer seekers of all time.

For the love of god, can someone please tell Alex Rodriguez who is going to win the World Series. The man is dying to find out.

 

 

Sidenote: Why was this professional photo of his face even taken? Was it for the purpose of this tweet and this tweet alone? Thank gawd Derek Jeter doesn’t use social media.

 

 

 

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