5 Advantages of Being Ugly
- You have actual skills and talents.
When you grow up ugly, nothing is handed to you. You have to study and do well in school and you need to acquire skills. Beautiful people don’t need to struggle to gain things and they are weaker people because if it. Since I myself am beautiful, I know this for a fact. If Steve Jobs was a good looking man then we may never have seen such incredible innovations. Luckily he had the face of a rat and we can all listen to our ipods instead of interacting with the people next to us.
- People listen to you.
The problem with being beautiful is that people are blinded by your good looks and don’t listen when you speak. If you’re ugly, you will never have that problem. No one watches the Miss America pageant for the personal interviews. Everyone knows that the presidential election is just a popularity contest and often the candidate with the better views and opinions winds up losing to the more handsome and likable man. That was not the case for ugly ol’ Abe Lincoln. He was not at all the most popular candidate but people listened to what he had to say. If he was a better looking man maybe his face would be on more than the most insignificant coin, the penny.
- There is very little day-to-day maintenance necessary
There is no need to wake up early and spend hours doing your hair and makeup. You don’t need to spend hours in front of a mirror. You can just wake up and go out to start your day. Why waste time attempting to improve your appearance when you know that no matter what you do, you are going to be ugly so embrace it.
- You can actually talk to girls.
Since you don’t have your looks doing all the heavy lifting, you’re going to have to figure out how to speak to girls. You’re not going to get the attention from girls that the better looking guys are going to receive. You need to learn early how to speak to woman and how to get them to like you. Ugly people are often in relationships because they know the right things to say while dating.
- Whoever you date or marry actually cares about you.
Have you ever questioned if the person you are dating is with you because of your looks or do they actually care about you? If you’re ugly then that is never a concern for you. You know that the person laying next to you isn’t going anywhere because if your looks were such a concern they wouldn’t be there to begin with. It’s the reason Seal manages to have supermodel Heidi Klum. His face looks like an old rotting Jack-o-Lantern but they’re still married for some reason.
